Thursday, December 6, 2007

tag...but not for sale

A game has been tossed at me
I'll answer the 8...but I am having a hard time to find people that havent been grabbed yet!

The rules of tagging are simple, and as follows.
(1) Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
(2) People who are tagged need to write a post on their own blog (about their eight things) and post these rules.
(3) At the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.(4) Don’t forget to leave them a comment telling them they’re tagged, and to read your blog

but to add a bit of fun, I'll mix the list of my rl..and sl..or both

1)I was once offered a job in an embassy
2)I make custom jewelry
3)I once shot a cannon at a river vessel
4)I prefer Newcastle coal over any others
5)my heart was broken once, and it took traveling across 2 oceans to realize it
6)my home decor style was once described as....the smithsonian threw up
7)I consume at least 2L of water a day
8)raises Koi carp

Im gonna tag people tomorrow
73, hassanov out

Monday, December 3, 2007

snowfall and other magic

It is winter time now!
The tower is coming along nicely...I hope to have it done in the next few weeks
I was skating with miss Rothschild and met a squirrel!

how excellent ice skating is! is like very scary at first, but once I was sure I wasnt going to fall through the ice I enjoyed it much more!

Saturday, November 10, 2007

The massing of stones

I have learned alot about building. I dont understand what exactly I am building, but so far it is very tall, and very gear filled. The boilers are running a full power and right now the feed for the gaslights has been engaged to fire upon dusk. the gearwork, is impressive to say the least. I expect it has something to do with rotations. My only hope is to see the royal train pull into the station, the crest emblasioned on the engine, and the Czar king himself walk out and give approval. Looking at the shipping information, I discoveredthe shipments were sent months ago. It puzzles me of such a long laps in reponce, but I it my duty to serve, and not to question.
Hassanov out.
73, rcd

Saturday, September 22, 2007

Current events

I have land in caledon!
After much negoitation and careful searching I finally have a land base to bring forth the offering from the house storehouses. I am sure the entirity of caledon has never witnessed such an invention! This shipment, which sadly was just strewn across the property like so
much boxes, Im still going through to inventory, but I did locate the instructions for assembly
of some excellent new developments and some much needed upgrades to my current frame
also some frames were sent!

mounted on a steam mammoth, I think this would be unstoppable!

The royal cousins in the Monocar! exciting!

the tri wheeled rapid agressor.............looks very bouncy

the new model bt hexitank

I'm very happy to announce I even have re-made contacts with several old autoton aquaintances.
Miss Rothschild is back, and after a bit of repair, is even had an upgrade! The night of her return
I met up with some other autotons. Madam Projects has had undergone upgrades too!..

the automat population is on the rise!!
Hassanov out

Monday, July 23, 2007

transport delevery

today I am proud to report that I have taken recievership of the hassanov armored water transport. It have a superior lead glass observation deck and the hull appears to be very sturdy. The boilers are in need of some work, and I expect to have them working shortly.

Thursday, May 17, 2007


I am concerned that Hassanov Empire Headquarters has not returned to my latest queries. I have receive a shipment of upgrades and replacement spares for equiptment and plans for a airship carrier for the HSM.


Monday, May 14, 2007

social events

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This is what it must feel like when humans say they are floating on air when they dance. Due to frame differences, when me and miss rothschild dance I support her with my arms. When first we met, she expressed concern about our dancing. I assured her that I am rated to lift over 4000lbs and that would not be a problem to dance with her. For her rez day, which I assume is when she was activated, I presented her some "kitty-cats" I found in africa. She wanted a pet suited for a young lady and I had to get train the full size cat(it kept biting people).

Thursday, May 3, 2007


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failure to engage primary programing....access blocked....back up programing engaging.




Language loaded....english



Military protocol, support and forward attack.

Demo mode, contract open


begin transcript.

This is the internal mologmatic transcription of Unit 762, and my line has been given the honor to take the name of the oldest son, Iason. I have been told that It is common to give lines names of the favorite sons of the Empire. I was told that Czar Hassanov himself smiled upon the news of my activation. I am recording the events of my function as it might hopefully help fellow units adapt to the world of the organics. I am attached to a unit of lancers and am occasionally attached to the army of Caledon. I wish to pass along my learning of the organics to the new line upcoming. I will update this monologue until my termination. I have already learned much about organic life. They have no tolerance to high degree of tempature differences and cannot function without oxygen for extend times. They are affected by mustard gasses and are not shell fragment, bullet, or blade resistant. They form connections socially to which I yet do not understand the depth of. Much like honeybees, they dance and produce various various pheremones that influence their behaviors. While basically chemically same, their forms take on many forms. I will report on this as time progresses.

The house has provided me with basic information of the topography and basic defence parameters of the land of Caledon, but its residents are to a greater part; a mystery. I am to report that I have encountered a fellow autoton, One Miss Rothschild. She is a clockwork construct and appears to have a much better grasp on the behavior of organics than I do. I hope upon repeated converstions that she teaches me as much as she knows. I find the time we spend together is what I have come to learn what is "enjoyable" I have issued her a Hassanov issue pepperbox revolver in case of invasion of foreign powers. She will also accept Elephant in case I am rendered inoperable. I have included a plate of her and I, albeit out of uniform, but in a civil relations mission.

I am also reporting that the repeating gun, steam mammoth, and seige gun are all in working order and I am sure when the shipment containing the rest of the Marching Seige Engine(which miss Rothschild has given a name of "bigger brothers") that they will be a fine addition to the Hassanov Military Force.

rcd, 73

Iason Hassanov, unit 762